It's award season again

Where's the red carpet? I need one because The Fabulous Bitch (who is that girl that has a biting wit that we all need around to keep our head out of the clouds but don't let the name fool you, beneath all that toughness there is a sweet vulnerability to her writing-whew!) just bestowed yet another award upon me. This must be how Meryl Streep felt when she received her second Academy Award. Oh yeah, I am the Meryl Streep of the Blogging world. So...imagine me in a fabulous gown and dripping with diamonds as I graciously deliver my acceptance speech.

I'd like to thank the Fabulous Bitch for thinking that my Blog is swanky. This little Blog is a HUGE creative outlet for me and for someone to think that it oozes swank is a huge compliment. Thanks to all of my adoring fans and friends who stop by just to find out things like what I cooked for dinner last night and crap like that. Oh Blog world...where would I be without you?

Okay...onto business. Let's pass this award on, shall we?

I'd like to give this award to the posse over at Lazy Robots. I went to college with this crew and they are tres chic. Something like 6 of these kids moved on up to Brooklyn together. This Blog is all about them running around NY and being fabulous. You can feel the energy as they bounce around clubs and art openings. It's fun to keep up with what's going on in the world of people who have chosen not to spawn. I'm pretty sure that they don't rock Blog awards on their Bligitty Blog but I'm gonna throw one at em' anyway.

Up next...The Polished Pickle. I love this chick and I love her because she loves her kids and her hubby and her life. She's also an awesome photographer. She is a little ray of light.

Finally...Erin Bennett Jenkins is gettin' this here award. She is my bestest friend in the whole wide world and this is her photography Blog. She's soooo talented and absract and smart and beautiful and and and I LOVE HER! If one of us was a man we would be hitched and making sweet love nonstop. We're both chicks though so, we settle for being best friends.

Okay...cue the band to play that obnoxious music they play when a starlet's speech is going on and on.

My 15 seconds are up. I just wish that the flippin paparazzi would leave me alone.