Friday, December 11, 2009

Freakshow Friday: Silent Night Edition

It's time for another instalment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. I am feeling very festive these days so I decided to go with a Christmas theme this week.

This is clearly a case of pet worship gone too far.

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Please try not to be too sacrilegious.
I'm trying to get on Santa's nice list this year.

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29 comments:

singedwingangel said...

the Christmas play director realized in this moment the stage manager with the lisp should have never ordered the Jesus doll.. Shepherd Sheep herder not quite the same..

Andrea said...

Don't pick on our furry friend! lol.

metsuke said...

It was a day of wonderous joy when Kevin Kline showed up to bless the dog-faced boy.

Erin said...

I got nuthin'. But I'll enjoy reading the other responses, as always!

Daffy said...

I don't have anything that isn't sacreligious and since I don't really want to poke fun at Jesus... I'm just gonna say that I think someone switched the baby Jesus doll and PETA might knockin' on y'alls door in a bit....

Mrs Montoya said...

"Oh Joseph, when I said it didn't matter what it was as long as it was healthy, I was talking about a boy or a girl."

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Actual unretouched photos of the holy family. Life sucked before photoshop.

Raoulysgirl said...

I'm afraid to comment...I don't want to go to hell!!! LMAO!!!

pr0udmom0f3 said...

And the angels said unto Mary and Joseph...

"Well, you wanted to start off easy."

Hillbilly Duhn said...

It wasn't until this day that God realised that perhaps sneaking sperm into a woman's womb was not a good idea. Possible mix up between creation of man and dog. Result, ugly children. It was after that he decided to wash the world free of these ugly beings and start over.

Moooooog35 said...

Man..that is one ugly savior.

MamaOtwins+1 said...

"I told you I was a virgin!"

Moooooog35 said...

It was on or around this time that Mary and Joseph realized that their baby could perform miracles if you scratched him JUST RIGHT behind his ear.

Moooooog35 said...

Mary and Joseph never did have the heart to tell Jesus he was adopted, but somehow he always knew.

Working Mommy said...

Oh yikes!! What a picture!

~WM

Honey B. said...

I don't have a caption, but I just have to say that the picture is just so wrong, on so many levels...lol

pr0udmom0f3 said...

Who said that a picture wasn't worth a thousand words?

pr0udmom0f3 said...

Mary and Joseph kinda thought that the ultrasound looked a little funny...

VandyJ said...

Geez, lady just go for the infertility tests already, I'm tired of being your "baby"!!

VandyJ said...

When pet worship goes too far...

Lesley said...

after seeing the baby for the first time...ole joe knew for sure that the baby definitely wasn't his...

Stephen, Shanelle, and Sean said...

thoughts from the pooch- "I thought I was crawling into bed with all these sheets... I wonder if she knows there is a baby down there with the same idea."

Stephen, Shanelle, and Sean said...

I got another one thought from the dog-
"Jesus said He'd be right back. Now where did he go that was so important? These People need him!"

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

Every new mother thinks her baby is beautiful...but just one look at her bundle of joy and even the saintly Mary wanted to return to sender

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

"Yes, Mary, I *know* the Angel of the Lord told us to call him Jesus Christ, Savior of All Mankind. But I think he looks more like a Mister Fluffypaws!"

JennyMac said...

I don't have to explain, I'm the Virgin Mary. But no, it was not the postman.

kys said...

Why dogs attack.

Matty said...

Christmas has gone to the dogs.

Sonrisa said...

"A good case for a paternity test"

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