Friday, February 5, 2010

Freakshow Friday: Superstar Edition

It's time for another installment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. My best friend will be the judge and she's super flippin' funny so watch out!

I can relate to this week's photo because
we have a few like this of me in our family photo albums!

With jazz hands like that, Vera just new she was going to be a star!

You got a better one for me?
If so, you may just when this awesome award
and have bragging rights forever.


If you win then I'll linkup to your
Blog and make a big deal
about how funny you are.
Simply leave your funny caption or story
in my comments section.

The winner will be announced on Monday.

21 comments:

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...
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DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Though the years have not been kind, Irene Cara gets ready to audition for the remake of the movie "Fame".

BigSis said...

It's too early for me to be witty, but I need to know - is that her undies or a pad hanging out from her leotard? Hey, that's a funny word - leotard...

BigSis said...

It's too early for me to be witty, but I need to know - is that her undies or a pad hanging out from her leotard? Hey, that's a funny word - leotard...

Alice in Wonderland said...

"How can I possibly do my double flips backwards wearing glasses like these?"



After twenty years of Double backward Flips, Suzie was found out to be actually a man after an unfortunate accident one day.

Alice in Wonderland said...

Is that a man? I was just looking at something like take sticking out from between the legs...either that, or it was totally the wrong time of month.

Sunday said...

Vera had sincerely hoped her large jazz hands would hide the seriousness of her wardrobe malfunction.

Daffy said...

Miss Diana promised the Jazz Hands would take all the attention away from Amanda's face.....

...Amanda's thoughts "Is it working? Goooood I hope its working...jazz hands....pointed....flat....remember to smile....this damn well better work...."

Sarah RDH said...

The latest contestant on What Not To Wear...nominated by her dance instructor.

jonbonjovious said...

I'm following you back...Happy Friday Follow!...I LOVE that picture of VERA...

VandyJ said...

With a bedazzler and Jazz hands, Mimi hoped to distract from her lack of judgement in the grooming department.

Tracie said...

I have nothing. I'm too disturbed.

MamaOtwins+1 said...

Jerry was caught trying on his sister Jenny's dance costume when all he could think to do was, STRIKE A POSE, because, after all, he was prettier than her anyhow.

Dimes2Vines said...

Stopping by from Friday Follow to say Hi! I already follow and hope you have great week!
Please follow me !

w said...

they should have told "vera" that the nail polish would dry after 15 minutes.

w said...

always with wings. not always appropriate.

Insanitykim said...

Vera celebrated the arrival of her first period by doing an interpretive dance piece to the song, "Orinoco Flow"

RosyRevolver said...

There I stood, fingers spread and lips slicked back in a pasted-on smile . . . just praying to God that nobody would notice I had forgotten to wash my hands after applying the sunless tanner . . .

Wym said...

Debbie was desperate to take the attention away from her hand-me-down glasses from Uncle Frank.

Mad Woman said...

This was the day that Frida Kahlo abandoned leotards and put her giant man hands to work in art. The world rejoiced.

Busted Kate said...

I just KNEW all my Jane Fonda work-outs would pay off!!