Friday, April 16, 2010

Freakshow Friday : The Human Pretzel Edition

It's time for another installment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. My best friend will be the judge and she's one hilarious freakaziod. So, bring it! Here is the week's photo, this girl seems really smart to me.

Tony at the Strip Joint told Sarah that with a bit of stretching
she might just get the gig.


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26 comments:

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

After running out of Q Tips, Janine employed the "Any port in a storm" method to her daily grooming.

w said...

sarah knew as long as she stayed still in that position, she wouldn't cast a shadow.

Dee Crowe said...

hello...hello?! Why doesn't this phone work???

Moooooog35 said...

The day I decided I wanted to be reincarnated as that chair.

bigfamilybiglife said...

"No, no, no. The saying is you can only put your ELBOW in your ear!"

Caroline of Salsa Pie said...

"This is how Betty gets her Skinny jeans on in the morning."

Wowza! How the heck does she do that?

Kerri said...

"I broke my hip last year. Yeah, hurt like a b*tch BUT look what I can do now!" "So sweet"

Momma Fargo said...

Bend it like Beckham...soccer anyone? Wait...I'm stuck...with a stiletto in my ear.

Tom and Karen Mortensen said...

Any false moves and the shoe goes off.

Bossy Betty said...

Sitting in the doctor's waiting room, Sheila reassessed her commitment to being flexible and easy-going.

My Mercurial Nature said...

Suicide by stiletto is harder than it looks

Sunday said...

Darla's heels got a bit desperate and announced someone better give her some 1's or the bitch is gonna get it.

VandyJ said...

Flexibility is a asset in the stripper buisness but this is going just a bit to far.

Kiera said...

haha awesome.

Im your newest follower from FF!!! happy weekend!

~Bry~ said...

Being a stripper takes talent. Not just any stripper can do this...there is extra pay involved with this move.....mostly because there is more places available to stuff tips.

Erin said...

Debbie just finished reading the "Sex With Stillettos" chapter in the "Kama Sutra" and decided to perfect positioning herself before her boyfriend got home.

Sue said...

Hold on a minute, dude. When you said "kinky," I didn't know you meant my spine.

VKT said...

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Double Wide Mom said...

I'm telling you, Doc...it's stuck!

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

"This is the most uncomfortable damn chair I've ever sat in."

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

Though the back of the chair obscured the view, it was no secret where the ping pong balls were being shot from.

Mayra, mommy to Pooh Bear said...

Haha.

Found you through Friday Follow. =]


My caption;

I'm Star, working on a new move for my Kamasutra book, what do you think??

So freaky!! Lol

The Empress said...

I'm telling you, the hell with personal ads and all the words they want.

This'll shut up all the bitches.

Mama2Monkeys said...

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Stepping On Cheerios said...

Who needs a Qu-Tip when you have a Stilleto?

Tom and Karen Mortensen said...

Dear Leigh, Thanks so much for what you wrote on my blog. You are one awesome woman.