It's time for another installment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. My best friend will be the judge and she's one hilarious freakaziod. So, bring it! Here is the week's photo, I think that this little girl needs a time out or a swat on the butt.
Guess who won Miss Sourpuss
in the Little Miss Rainbow Pageant! You got a better one for me?
If so, you may just when this awesome award
and have bragging rights forever.
If you win then I'll linkup to your
Blog and make a big deal
about how funny you are.
Simply leave your funny caption or story
in my comments section.
The winner will be announced on Monday.
Now would be a good time for you to scroll down to
read part 3 of my Preschool Intervention.
27 comments:
(child's inner monologue)
Ok Mr Photographer man, as soon as you snap that picture I am going to kick you in the nutsack. I hope you're ready Mr Photographer man cause I'm makin a Kodak Moment, Brandy style. Oh yeah!
How'd you get my kindergarten picture???
ooo, I love Brandy's spunk!
If I was dressed like my grandma's couch I would make that face too. Do yourself a favor honey and dump that paint on your floral nightmare.
Having had a successful audition it was now time to introduce everyone to the person who was going to be cast as Linda Blair in remake of the Exorcist! Don't you think will be just perfect for the head spin scene?
Having had a successful audition it was now time to introduce everyone to the person who was going to be cast as Linda Blair in remake of the Exorcist! Don't you think will be just perfect for the head spin scene?
REDRUM....REDRUM!
Careful, or I'll start your house on fire.
It's my picture and I'll frown if I want to.
Damnit Mom! I wanted the field background--then no one would see me in this nightmare of a dress.
If you EVER make me wear a dress again I will cut you!
In an interview on Good Morning, America following the massacre, Sally's parents stated that they may have ignored the budding signs of psychosis, such as those evidenced in this early photograph...
You tell me to say cheese one more time, this paint is going to be all over you.
The little diva said,"This is all wrong. Everything clashes. This outfit doesn't go with my eyes. How can I work in these conditions?"
My candidate for Little Miss Sunshine.
Remember the movie Rosemary's Baby? This is Rosmary's granddaughter.
Rainbows suck.
It's my picture and I'll pout if I want to.
Please meet Rainbow Brite's jealous younger sister. She just tried to steal Starlite, who kicked her in her lady parts. In retaliation, she is "redecorating" Rainbow Brite's room. But she has special plans for the end of this "rainbow"....
(queue scary music like from The Tell Tale Heart here)
there was no gold at the end of the rainbow. only heartache and empty paint buckets.
I'm too scared to write anything. Seriously, she is staring through my soul right now. Yowzah!
Carrie started preparing for the prom at pre-school!
I am Susie. Destroyer of worlds.
"Call me 'pumpkin' one more time. I. Dare. You."
Having found a pot of paint instead of a pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow, Missy was not happy - no she really was not happy!
A classic case of Rainbow Connection Rejection Syndrome
Little Lucy didn't know how to spell "redrum" yet.
This will fix them.. We'll see if they ever ask me to paint the living room again!
Little Jenny takes the "Care Bear" right out of Care Bear Stare... Look at her stare though!
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