Friday, June 11, 2010

Freakshow Friday :: Gun Show Edition

It's time for another installment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. My best friend will be the judge and she's one hilarious freakaziod. So, bring it! Here is the week's photo, this dude is a whole lotta man.

Photographic evidence that Banana Hammocks do not make men sterile.

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32 comments:

w said...

nobody dared asked joe where he kept maggie's twin.

R Montalban said...

Banana Hammocks, also too small for a baby sling!

R Montalban said...

We can see Dave has the brawn, but it is little Davie Jnr who has the brain!

R Montalban said...

The worlds strongest baby dared Beefcake Bob to give him his best shot!

R Montalban said...

Committed father Nathan was so pleased with himself he had to do the victory stance at having managed to change baby Josh, in the bathroom and apply his fake tan without getting the whites dirty again!

An Imperfect New Momma said...

I made this! Oh and the baby too...

An Imperfect New Momma said...

Constantly being mocked for his Banana Hammock George snapped: Go ahead...try and take this baby away from me.

VandyJ said...

Dave had proof the steriods had had no effect on his manhood.

Caroline of Salsa Pie said...

Poor Joe, little did he know it was actually his wife who gave birth.

;)

Flexing like he's the one who was in labor for 25 hours! Please! He he he! :))

As always, these are amazing.

Bossy Betty said...

The steroids had the unattended effect of growing babies our of biceps.

Julia said...

Making babies is what I do... can't you tell?

Julia said...

the man version of a baby sling and fanny pack combined... the Thing Sling

KarmaPearl said...

"Tell me I'm awesome, or the baby gets it."

Kearsie said...

I just bring her along to show off my sensitive side.

Sue said...

Virile is as virile does.
What up, Cuz?

Sue said...

Guns like these don't shoot blanks.

Pearl said...

I'm desperate for a date! Is the baby thing working for you? Or is it the muscles? Tell me it's my fancy banana sling. Then it's gotta be my dashing smile and lovely fake tan!

Vodka Logic said...

I don't think it is his baby...lol.

All the testosterone is in his arms

Busted Kate said...

The nursery is *THAT* way.

(Flexes arm and points)

Busted Kate said...

Jim just wanted to prove that someone, somewhere, at some time was willing to have sex with him.

carma said...

My body is man-made courtesy of the roids -- and this cutsie wootsie little baby was man-made courtesy the contents of this here banana hammock

The Wifey said...

He pumps iron... and pumps out babies!

Karen Mortensen said...

I am speechless once again. What is he trying to prove? Reminds me of that old commercial of a woman singing I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan.

Donda said...

Per Maury....You ARE NOT the father!!

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Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Would you punch a two-month old baby square in the face?

Dave would...

The Empress said...

Oh my gosh, the comments here are the best in the world~

Karen Mortensen said...

JOe proved that he is a total man. He is strong and tough, can make babies and take care of them too.

Karen Mortensen said...

Joe is proof that the Daddy and Me exercise classes really work.

Karen Mortensen said...

Who said that wearing tight pants made a man sterile.

Tracie said...

Again, I have nothing. Why can't I do these???

Much More Than Mommy said...

Frans' pic of Hans after the adoption went through.