Friday, November 6, 2009

Freak show Friday

It's time for another instalment of "Freak show Fridays" where I challenge my readers to write a caption or story for a photo taken from the website Awkward Family Photos. Here is this week's photo. I think that this guy looks like quite the catch.

Mike was proud to display his chicken legs and Walmart watch.

I can admit that was a pretty weak attempt on my part. I hit my head yesterday while holding Griffin in my lap as he got a shot. That kid is scrappy. He almost kicked the nurse in the face with his cowboy boots and then jerked back and BAM...I hit my noggin on the wall behind me. Ouch! Anyway, enough about me and my goose egg, let's see if you can do better.

My best friend Erin will be the judge this week. For those of you out there that have yet to virtually meet this woman I present to you the best photo ever of my genius of a best friend.

I'll give you a moment to take it in.
She's pretty smart as you can see.

The winner will receive this very prestigious award that I created to proudly display on their Blog forever. I'll also make a huge deal out of how awesome and funny you are and link back to your Bliggidy Blog.

Come on...you know you want that award!

Simply post your caption or story in my comments!
The winner will be announced on Monday.

41 comments:

singedwingangel said...

LMBO ok I needed that laugh this early in the AM... OH lord and we have to caption it?? uMmm ok I can do this.. seriously I can let me think for a minute...
Speedos their sex appeal works so fast you need a stop watch to time your mates disrobing ability..

Moooooog35 said...

What time is it?

Party time.

Moooooog35 said...

It was on or about this time that Ron regretted accepting the job at Sears Potrait Studio.

Moooooog35 said...

Shortly after this photo was taken, Chris Hansen knocked on his door.

kys said...

I don't have a caption. But I think that is my friend's ex-husband. Really.

Moooooog35 said...

Some how, some way, Bernie Madoff has to be to blame for this shit.

Alice in Wonderland said...

"Is this photo shoot nearly over yet?
I have other things to do with my life!"

Erin M. said...

"Bernie checked his Timex and realized all of a sudden that he was late for the Gay Pride Parade!"

Tami G said...

paying no mind to that sex patch of chest hair, Billy Bob looked at his watch and shouted out, "Tom, can you hurry up and take the picture before I have to shave my legs and ass cheeks again??"

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Time to make the donuts!

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

Am I too late for the Joe Dirt lookalike contest?

MamaOtwins+1 said...

I don't know whats funnier the dude or the best picture of your best friend! (by the way it took 3 people to hold my son down for shots)

"Dude, if we aren't done with this photo shoot soon - I'm going to miss the wet bikini competition"

Matty said...

"watch" me make a fool of myself.

Holly said...

I've met him before.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

First - bwahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, it took five nurses plus me to hold down my son the last time he got shots. It was a horrific experience that I never EVER want to experience again.

Caption: I'm too sexy for my watch, too sexy for undies, too sexy for youuuuu! You know what I mean, I'll just take a little turn in front of the camera, oh the camera, yeah, you know what I mean,...

Daffy said...

Randy gets a little light headed as he sucks in his stomach while posing for his Match.Com profile photo...

UBERMOUTH said...

Mullet- a go-go!
where the customers are hotter than the dancers.

Candice said...

Does this watch make me look gay?

Candice said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Alicia said...

I'm too sexy for my watch, too sexy for my watch, whatcha think about that??

I'm a model. you know what i mean....

Linh said...

I'm not going to attempt a caption but I really love Candice's "Does this watch make me look gay?" And I think that picture of Erin should be the subject of next Friday's caption contest!

Moooooog35 said...

Walmart throws it's hat into the prostitution market.

mindy2780 said...

Another reason speedos should not be made. Period.

MJ said...

despite the risque portfolio, Dave Coulier landed the job on "full house" with his "What time is it kids"

The Wifey said...

"Let's make sexy-time!"

Stephanie Faris said...

Chicken legs and Wal-Mart watch. Hahahaha!!!

blueviolet said...

Ok, Candice cracked me up!

Allyson said...

...and here we have an exact replica of the 1980's man: silk speedo undies, cheap watch, and mullet. all that is missing is a yellow camero and a coca cola ;)

Helene said...

Yes, as a matter of fact, Tarzan did wear a Timex. How else would he know when to stuff the sock down his drawers before Jane came home to the junglehouse?

JennyMac said...

When excited, it can reach up to here.

Beth said...

"What do you mean you don't have time for a quickie? Are you not appreciating the leopard print undies I put on for you? I'm trying to romance you here, babe!"

Cindy @ Chalk it Up! said...

Mister Schmecky says, "Is it time for me to turn around and show you my better side?"

mindy2780 said...

In an effort to spice up his marriage Joe had these pictures done for his wife's birthday.

Kathleen said...

"Pick me! Pick me!
Sperm Donor #88625"

Theta Mom said...

I don't have a funny caption but that guy IS hilarious!!! BTW, I tagged you on my blog so come on over and check it out. ;)

FranticMommy said...

Halfway through the 80's underwear casting call, Jim Bob asked for a 15 minute break to "drain his main vein"....

Wym said...

Larry knew it was time...to party like it's 1982.

Frugal Vicki said...

Hey ma....thanks for the watch. The chicks will dig it. See ya at home.

Frugal Vicki said...

I'll bet you five bucks I could break this watch with my butt cheeks.

Frugal Vicki said...

bringing the swatch back, one mullet at a time

Frugal Vicki said...

few people know that David Lee Roth was an underwear model in his early years.