Friday, December 18, 2009

Freakshow Friday: Aqua Net Edition

It's time for another instalment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. Since next week is Christmas and we will all be gathering with our crazy family members, I was inspired by this lovely photo.

"Aunt Jenny was personally responsible for the hole in the ozone layer."

You got a better one for me?
If so, you may just when this awesome award
and have bragging rights forever.


I'll also linkup to your Blog and make a big deal
about how flippin' funny you are.
Simply leave your funny caption or story
in my comments section.

The winner will be announced on Monday.

24 comments:

singedwingangel said...

An adult now Tammy still could not shake her fear of Grandma's hair really being a nest for rats. Rats that had an affinity for young blondes..

Daffy said...

Aunt Gina, despite her age, knew she had exactly what it takes to be a guidette on Jersey Shore. Now...if she could only get the producers to return her calls...

BigSis said...

OMG. I have no cute caption, but for the love of God, don't let my mother see this picture or she will try to get an appointment with the lady's hair dresser!

Matty said...

"Keep smiling dear, and I won't tell your fiancee about your trip to Vegas and that cute waiter.

metsuke said...

"Well, kiss my grits!"

Meagan@Megs7827 said...

"Why is Grandma's hair buzzing?!"

JennyMac said...

Come inside my vestibule to God...

pr0udmom0f3 said...

Now, we all know how Gramma Jane contacted the alien life forms.

Theta Mom said...

Please meet the lovely Mrs. Linguini. Ratatouille is hiding in that hair somewhere.

Sunny Rising Leather said...

"Oh, honey, your pretty young face reminds me of when I only had two white streaks in my hair and I married that Frankenstein fellow..."

Erin said...

Erin's mother-in-law had a penchant for Aqua Net and her hairdresser.The size and height of her hair regularly attracts vermin of all kinds, much to Erin's pleasure.

Beth said...

Oh, if only I hadn't given Granny that extra body shampoo for her birthday!

Wym said...

...And Grandma found a new use for the old cotton candy machine.

Candice said...

I'm not sure what I find more disturbing about this photo. The realization that pretty bride has a tree trunk growing out of the top of her head, or the fact that Aunt Matilda is rocking rough and tough with her ginormous afro puff.

Juggling Thoughts said...

You've got a pretty funny blog here! Thanks for stopping by :)

Serendipity said...

She would always be grateful that Grandma's hairdresser was so exclusive.

Christine said...

Uh, Memaw? I thought you said a lady never teases!?!

SupahMommy said...

Thank you so very much for taking the time to email for Jaden.

xoxoxoox

{leah} said...

Words can not discribe how i feel about this picture....


Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day!! I love meeting new people!

Tina Lane said...

Great Aunt Mabelle never stopped dreaming of her days as a Las Vegas show girl. She still had a special love for animal prints and a flare of the dramatic.

Little cousin Sara flashed a terrified smile as she realized the long term effects of bleach and bad decisions.

Stopping by from SITs.

Working Mommy said...

WHOA!!! Look at that hair! Not gonna lie - that is pretty impressive!

~WM

Sarah Nicole said...

Nicole was hoping her kids would not get Grandma's hair.

Happy Sharefest!!

Melissa B. said...

Aunt Maggie May stars in the Broadway revival of the 1960s classic musical, "Hair."

or

Do you think MTV would let me guest on "Jersey Shore"?

SITS sent me by, and I'm glad they did!

Busted Kate said...

I've made it my New Year's resolution to win this things at some point next year, I feel its a healthy exercise in practicing my snark. And being in such great company of truly talents satirists, I'll have my work cut out for me.

Here's the 'ol college try for this week:

"Rather than get it removed, Aunt Dot concealed her parasitic twin in a giant beehive."