He is also addicted to video games and listening to really bad hip hop.
The arrival of summer brought us countless hours to fill
and I could no longer deny my son's addiction.
It was so easy to just let him plop in front of the TV or let him play a video game
but he was acting wackadoo as a result of doing it too much.
I felt a loss of control over my home.
Not only that, but I had become too lenient about what I allowed him to watch.
Spongebob is the gateway show.
Before you know it, they'll be asking to watch Fanboy and Chum Chum.
That show is just wrong on so many levels.
I mean, just look at these guys,
they are not to be trusted.
Oh, but it was worse than that. We had made a big mistake
by letting him play a few video games that were rated "E 10 and up".
(for those non savvy gamers out there, that means
that everyone can play it who is 10 years old and up)
He has mad skills when it comes to video gaming.
If I had my wits about me, I would have him
gaming at tournaments on a competitive level.
We could probably win some cold hard cash.
The kid is five, not ten, and although he can throw down with the best of them,
fighting games were causing him to be more aggressive.
It didn't help that as Hulk hit these dudes in the face
he would yell "HULK WANTS ICE CREAM!!!"
Do you know how many times a day a 5 year old can yell that in one day?
A lot, trust me!
While I'm confessing here, I might as well fess up
to the fact that he likes to listen to really bad hip hop in the car.
I like to throw my hands in the air and wave em' like I just don't care with the best of them
but when he was singing "Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel"
to my Mom, I knew that it was just wrong.
We were spiralling out of control.
It was time for things to go on lock down and I knew that we had to
make some serious changes around here.
I could no longer be an enabler or take the easy road out of convenience.
I expect more from myself and my children.
So, I staged a preschool intervention that included me, Koen, Griffin, Rocco, Vic, and Uno.
Granted, the last three attendees are Griffin's imaginary friends
and well, Koen really can't talk yet,
but it was important to include all of the special people in his life.
I told Griffin that his brain needed to be filled with good images.
No more shows on Nickelodeon that were rated "Y7."
No more songs on the radio that talked about girls wearing Apple Bottom Jeans.
No more video games where characters beat each other up.
This was how part of the conversation went:
G: Well, when will I be able to play a Tony Hawk video game? I was thinking
that I should get to play it soon.
Me: Hmmm...isn't that rated T for Teen?
G: Yeah...just cause there's blood and the skaters say bad words.
I won't say any bad words, I swear.
Me: You can't play that game until you're a teenager.
G: (rolling his eyes) Mom, I'm almost 6!!!!
We were not off to a good start. Then, I dropped a bomb on him.
We were going to watch less TV and he was going to play more and use his (gasp) imagination. He stomped his feet, he folded his arms across his chest, and said that I was ruining his life.
It was not pretty but I stood my ground.
I sat and witnessed a temper tantrum of gargantuan proportions.
Once he settled down, I moved to Phase 2 of my preschool intervention.