Friday, June 4, 2010

Freakshow Friday: Twisted Sister Edition

It's time for another installment of Freakshow Friday. Where I ask my readers to come up with a caption or story for a photo taken from Awkward Family Photos. My best friend will be the judge and she's one hilarious freakaziod. So, bring it! Here is the week's photo, this lady is just weird. I'm afraid of her to be honest.

Part of Kathy was telling her to run like hell from the alter.

You got a better one for me?

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The winner will be announced on Monday.

33 comments:

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I don't have a better caption but yours is awesome.

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

Everything was perfect for Brenda's wedding... except that she put her prosthetic limb on backwards.

Dee Crowe said...

Twisted Sister..

What the...

You know what...I think Jeremy has this one...ahahhahahahaa!

R Montalban said...

Exorcist themed weddings always good for a laugh!

Babes Mami said...

NO caption but this chick is scary and it took me a minute to figure out her body was facing the other way!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Nothing can be better than jeremy's!! LMAO!!

Sue said...

She was always getting her panties in a twist about something, and her wedding day was no exception.

Sue said...

Sadly, she entered the marriage with one foot already out the door.

Sue said...

As usual, the bride didn't know whether she was coming or going.

Daffy said...

I think somone was drunk when they put Humpty Dumpty the Bride back together again.

VandyJ said...

He always looking for Mrs. Right, but what he got was Mrs. Twisted.

MJ said...

Bobbie Sue wanted to give a teaser of what was to come following the ceremony - "twist-her"

Karen Mortensen said...

I haven't got a clue yet. I will have to come back later. I am glad you give us till Monday.

Laura said...

Things in the bedroom were going to be spiiiiiiicy!

mindy2780 said...

No, this is my best side I swear!

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeew! Your caption is hilarious

Nicole said...

Hopefully no one notices Im a mermaid!

Miz Dinah said...

"I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a Fembot all along. Wait a tick. That means I'm single again! Oh, behave!"

Caroline of Salsa Pie said...

YOUR caption is PERFECT. No way I can top that one.

Love it.

Have a great weekend! :)

purseblogger said...

Oh Leigh, that is hilarious! Totally twisted, LOL!

Tracie said...

No caption but that is freaky!

HeartsMakeFamilies said...

I love that picture. Although it was scary at first. Nope that a good caption here.

w said...

polyester not only chafes, it disfigures, as well.

JennyMac said...

No one can top the one you wrote. Awesome. And EGADS that photo!

Anjie said...

"Just a taking the time to limber up before the wedding night (if ya know what I mean *wink*)."

I'm still wondering how in earth she could do that.

Donda said...

Dang! That chick has a booty-belly!

Karen Mortensen said...

The proud winner of the Stupid Human Tricks. (from David Letterman.)

June said...

Face the wall, step back with your right foot, just a little further, maybe a little further yet, okay. Now turn and face the camera.
Just twist yourself a little more, just a little bit more... Okay, Smile!

Kearsie said...

This was the only way to stand so I wouldn't get cold feet.

Megan Marie said...

ok, here it goes, pretty lady:

I see the most lovely sun kissed skin, the kind of sun kissed that happens on accident while having way too much fun. Right away, when I saw your lips, I thought of the line "She was a lovely lady with a romantic mind and such a sweet mocking mouth" from Peter Pan and Wendy. I see bright eyes needing no makeup enhancement. In those eyes, I see understanding and wisdom about the sacrifices and joys motherhood. You are absolutely beautiful.

Much love,
Megan Marie

BlakeR_采男 said...

Virtue dwells not in the tongue but in the heart. ............................................................

Kristy said...

I don't have a caption for you, just had to comment! What a freak! Wow! LOL

Karen Mortensen said...

It is going to be "fun" getting that garter off.