Winner : Mother's Day Edition

We have a winner for this week's installment of Freakshow Friday. Please take note that my super hilarious and non biased best friend was the judge. Here are the top three in no particular order.

Holly
During her second trimester,
Trudy decided that Wayne
should have to push a watermelon out too.

Ben
"The next person who says 'Nice Melons'
gets a cap up their ass!!!"

Our Beaten Path
"Wanda's BabyDaddy can run....but he can't hide!!"

The winner is...
Ben

"The next person who says 'Nice Melons'
gets a cap up their ass!!!"

Ben
is the funniest blogger in all the land.
Now head on over to his blog

and marvel at this fantastic award he just earned
to proudly display forever.

Thanks to all the people who played.

Tune in this Friday for another instalment of Freakshow Friday!